ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Reminds me of when we went to see Stardust and farther asked for tickets for “Starburst” (the chew sweet) and was baffled when the ticket guy offered him a purple one
"The chew sweet" sounds so much more charming than "soft candy"
i will never not reblog this
Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
He also later apologized and wrote Horton Hears a Who! to illustrate his remorse for his previous way of thinking
My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”
Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading
cinderella by day
sinderella by night
Andrews replies were gold.